Top 9 Things to Do in My Room When You Don't Want to Go Outside and Meet People Your Parents Have Brought Over
Praise the Lord (or Lords, depending on your faith), it's another silly Top 9! A part of me is scared of doing another one of these. After all, how am I going to top my last one? But worry not, I have lots more crazy stuff coming up. And here's one of those crazy stuff...s.
So as some people know, I'm currently at my childhood home in Gothenburg, due to reasons of laziness (haven't managed to get my arse back to Örebro yet). And as all people who have at some point lived with their parents (I am going to assume that means most of you) can attest to, there's the "annoying guest" syndrome. You know, when your parents bring home some really annoying people who you just don't want to meet. And today, this occured as well. So in order to avoid meeting them I have been forced to stay in my room, like a secluded beast afraid of sunlight, for a few hours now. Some breakfast would be nice... but instead of food, I am posting this!
So without any more babbling, I present to you...
TOP 9 THINGS TO DO IN MY ROOM WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND MEET PEOPLE YOUR PARENTS HAVE BROUGHT OVER
(or T9TTDIMRWYDWTGAMYPHBO for short).
Oh and why top 9? Because I am a goddamn underachiever!
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#9
Study for an exam which I, in fact, should have started working with 2 weeks ago
Haha! Good one. NEXT!
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#8
Question the true meaning of old Chinese poster that an ex-girlfriend gave me
She always said that it spells out my name, but let's be honest, the Chinese dude could have been an ass. The poster might say "Lover of Horse Penis" for all I know. And yes, thoughts like that keep me awake all night. Or all morning in this case.
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#7
Watch nostalgic anime VHS tapes from back in the day when only me and a handful more even knew what anime was
Yes, those were good days. What fascinated me the most as a kid is probably all the nudity that appeared in these films. I didn't really associate "boobs" with "animated stuff" back then. Oh Chun-Li, you and your rack. That shower scene of yours. Thank you so, so, soooo, much... ~~~~~ (those symbols are supposed to be drool).
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#6
Take a look at impressive collection of albums (which would have been more impressive if I had never started playing music and subsequently spent all my cash on drums instead)
Got some cool stuff in there actually. Not like you can see it from that distance. I'll just pick out a gem for ya!
My mate's dad's obscure Swedish dance band! Oh, what a joy to own this record. Cheers to you Maxie for having such a badass father. Ultimate party single!
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#5
Play acoustic guitar while looking sexily in the mirror, pretending there's a tone deaf female there
Well tone deaf might be a bit harsh, I can actually play this thing a bit! Not nearly as good as drums & piano, of course, but still! Only downside is that it would alert the DEMONS OUTSIDE to my presence in the room. So it's out of the question, unfortunately.
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#4
Removing remains of last weekend's highly nutritious gamer food
"BUT IT'S SO RED AND PRETTY!". In other words: Can't be arsed. I might get a craving for... candy wrappers... later.
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#3
Question the fact that I seem to have a complete collection of Donald Duck Pocket books except for one volume in every character's face
Jesus Christ, look at this mess. Donald, Mickey! Scrooooge! GOOFY! They all look like retards. Or maybe like they're being slowly mutilated in a grinder. Horrible, horrible, thoughts! Damn my youth's inability to maintain perfect collections. It will stalk me to my death.
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#2
Ponder my roots
I am, in fact, half "samish". It sounds a bit like "amish", but that's not really the truth. Well, there are some similarities. Think of the "sames" as kind of a Nordic version of the Native Indians. They live in small secluded areas of Sweden, Norway, Finland and I think Iceland too. They have their own language and set of religious beliefs, and since my father is one, that makes me half. And this stone thingy, as well as the wooden pipe you see behind it, are affiliated to this people. Some days I will stare at this disturbingly ugly rock thingy (who I have named "Rockella"), and question my heritage. Deep, deep days.
Also, returning to the wooden thing. It's sort of a horn, and it's called a "jojk". You blow it, and it produces a sound that reminds me a bit of a didgeridoo, but a lot lower in "boomness". Yes, I do love my quotation marks. Some day I will record a video of me in samish clothes, attempting to play that thing. Or wait, no, I won't.
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#1
Order remains of yesterday's tasty rice dish in systematic order
This gets the #1 position because, sadly, that's what I did most of the time before writing this blog. As you can see, most of the rice is close to the fork's end. IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE! It took hard work. But as visible from the photo, I have a long way to go. The day is still young...
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I hope you enjoyed this list, dear readers, and be sure to keep following me as well as spreading the word! Response has been great so far, and I have already noticed that a bunch of you are coming back for more, and that makes me very happy!
More crazy stuff, Swedish bitterness, and also AN AWESOME DESIGN, coming up... soon. Soon.
Love.
/A
So as some people know, I'm currently at my childhood home in Gothenburg, due to reasons of laziness (haven't managed to get my arse back to Örebro yet). And as all people who have at some point lived with their parents (I am going to assume that means most of you) can attest to, there's the "annoying guest" syndrome. You know, when your parents bring home some really annoying people who you just don't want to meet. And today, this occured as well. So in order to avoid meeting them I have been forced to stay in my room, like a secluded beast afraid of sunlight, for a few hours now. Some breakfast would be nice... but instead of food, I am posting this!
So without any more babbling, I present to you...
TOP 9 THINGS TO DO IN MY ROOM WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND MEET PEOPLE YOUR PARENTS HAVE BROUGHT OVER
(or T9TTDIMRWYDWTGAMYPHBO for short).
Oh and why top 9? Because I am a goddamn underachiever!
---
#9
Study for an exam which I, in fact, should have started working with 2 weeks ago
Haha! Good one. NEXT!
---
#8
Question the true meaning of old Chinese poster that an ex-girlfriend gave me
She always said that it spells out my name, but let's be honest, the Chinese dude could have been an ass. The poster might say "Lover of Horse Penis" for all I know. And yes, thoughts like that keep me awake all night. Or all morning in this case.
---
#7
Watch nostalgic anime VHS tapes from back in the day when only me and a handful more even knew what anime was
Yes, those were good days. What fascinated me the most as a kid is probably all the nudity that appeared in these films. I didn't really associate "boobs" with "animated stuff" back then. Oh Chun-Li, you and your rack. That shower scene of yours. Thank you so, so, soooo, much... ~~~~~ (those symbols are supposed to be drool).
---
#6
Take a look at impressive collection of albums (which would have been more impressive if I had never started playing music and subsequently spent all my cash on drums instead)
Got some cool stuff in there actually. Not like you can see it from that distance. I'll just pick out a gem for ya!
My mate's dad's obscure Swedish dance band! Oh, what a joy to own this record. Cheers to you Maxie for having such a badass father. Ultimate party single!
---
#5
Play acoustic guitar while looking sexily in the mirror, pretending there's a tone deaf female there
Well tone deaf might be a bit harsh, I can actually play this thing a bit! Not nearly as good as drums & piano, of course, but still! Only downside is that it would alert the DEMONS OUTSIDE to my presence in the room. So it's out of the question, unfortunately.
---
#4
Removing remains of last weekend's highly nutritious gamer food
"BUT IT'S SO RED AND PRETTY!". In other words: Can't be arsed. I might get a craving for... candy wrappers... later.
---
#3
Question the fact that I seem to have a complete collection of Donald Duck Pocket books except for one volume in every character's face
Jesus Christ, look at this mess. Donald, Mickey! Scrooooge! GOOFY! They all look like retards. Or maybe like they're being slowly mutilated in a grinder. Horrible, horrible, thoughts! Damn my youth's inability to maintain perfect collections. It will stalk me to my death.
---
#2
Ponder my roots
I am, in fact, half "samish". It sounds a bit like "amish", but that's not really the truth. Well, there are some similarities. Think of the "sames" as kind of a Nordic version of the Native Indians. They live in small secluded areas of Sweden, Norway, Finland and I think Iceland too. They have their own language and set of religious beliefs, and since my father is one, that makes me half. And this stone thingy, as well as the wooden pipe you see behind it, are affiliated to this people. Some days I will stare at this disturbingly ugly rock thingy (who I have named "Rockella"), and question my heritage. Deep, deep days.
Also, returning to the wooden thing. It's sort of a horn, and it's called a "jojk". You blow it, and it produces a sound that reminds me a bit of a didgeridoo, but a lot lower in "boomness". Yes, I do love my quotation marks. Some day I will record a video of me in samish clothes, attempting to play that thing. Or wait, no, I won't.
---
#1
Order remains of yesterday's tasty rice dish in systematic order
This gets the #1 position because, sadly, that's what I did most of the time before writing this blog. As you can see, most of the rice is close to the fork's end. IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE! It took hard work. But as visible from the photo, I have a long way to go. The day is still young...
---
I hope you enjoyed this list, dear readers, and be sure to keep following me as well as spreading the word! Response has been great so far, and I have already noticed that a bunch of you are coming back for more, and that makes me very happy!
More crazy stuff, Swedish bitterness, and also AN AWESOME DESIGN, coming up... soon. Soon.
Love.
/A
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