ANDIE.

Hey everybody and welcome to another blog entry... another blog entry in ENGLISH! The terrifying new language that continues to... well, terrify, the world. Good times.

As has already been established by the many entries I've posted on my blog so far (a whopping 5 or so), I'm a pretty weird dude. And as such, I enjoy taking screenshots when I play games. A screenshot, for those who do not know, is basically when you take a photo of the game you are currently playing. For example: If I would shoot someone I really hate in Counter-Strike, I'd hit printscreen. That way I'd always be able to look back at that photo, reliving the moment when I lived my dream. In a game. It's just a game. Just a game...

Moving on...

One of my vices in life, being a weird dude, is of course playing World of Warcraft. This wonderful game, which has stolen many mens' souls and made them it's slaves, has corrupted me sporadically throughout the years. I recently got bored of it again (which is fitting since a new expansion set, that is to say new content, is being released... tomorrow!), so currently I'm not playing it much. But I pop in now and again, and today I'm gonna share a few shots with ya. This will take place in the all-new category Funshots, because they are screenshots, and they are FUN! ...Funshots!

Special thanks to the people of my guild, Conceited, for being pals and assisting me in several of these screenshots as "digital models" (Jesus CHRIST, that sounds so lame).

Without further ado, I give you...

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ERULISSE, QUEEN OF KARAZHAN



Who is Erulisse you might ask, I mean, besides a smokin' hot lady (as far as video game babes go, and they GO A LONG WAY). Well, such a question cannot be defined in mere words. It must be displayed... through screenshots. Or funshots. Eh heh.

Erulisse is known for many things. She is, for example, incredibly courageous.





Once, she rode a rocket horse!



All the way to the moon!



Not to mention the time she thought she was a pirate.



Her sexuality is uncertain.



And so is her stance on animal rights.



One day, Erulisse, also known as EruEru, found herself at Stormwind harbor. She spent her time there very productively, stalked by a bird in the corner.



For truly, in World of Warcraft, all birds say "Derp". Even EruEru's trusty chocobo... ehm, I mean hawkstrider. Who's name is Chocostrider.



After a while, EruEru's friends arrived. There was the war-loving warrior Ronsard, the magical magician Icydevil, the deadly death knight Blackzaphire... and Draladin.



Sexily, they traversed across a bridge...

...until Ronsard realized they were heading the wrong way, and made the bold move of turning around.



As friends often do, they ended up heading to a secluded room for some table dancing.



Good question EruEru, good question.

After a while they got bored of this, and decided to "pull a Jesus". No, not die for your sins. They walked on water.



(Incredibly tough shark to spot, but believe me, it's there)

There must have been something strange about the water that day, however, for Ronsard quickly started behaving weirdly.











(Excuse the typo on "grown", and please view this short sentence of text as a 2 second suspenseful build-up before the next picture...)



OH NO SHE DIN'T!!!

To be continued.

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